Which one's your favorite?
- Gabrielle can sleep for three and a half years.
- In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Gabrielle!
- Gabrielle is actually a mammal, not a fish!
- Gabrielle will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Gabrielle!
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Gabrielle.
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Gabrielle state'!
- All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Gabrielle!
- Gabrielle is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
- A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Gabrielle, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
3 Comments:
#1 is probably true, but I've never tried it. I'm afraid of what I'd miss if I spent all that time sleeping.
#10 is....interesting.
:)
Drat, I really thought #2 was the true one...
Hahaha.
Actually, the truest one is probably numero tres.
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